Captain & winner Nev Appleton congratulates Rick Evans, Hugh Whittow & Andy Glen for following him home… spot the celebratory beer

Words & Pics: Russell Dewey

BURNHAM Beeches proved to be a bountiful birdie bonanza – both on and off the course.

While most of the small PGS field were happy just to marvel at our feathered friends,

including red kites, pheasants, woodpeckers and ducks, PGS skipper Nev Appleton was

busy creating his very own menagerie.

The weight of responsibility of high office – and the ceremonial chains – are supposed to clip

the wings of the PGS Captain, but as blustery showers swept across the Buckinghamshire

course, Nev took flight.

With his unerring trusty two-iron, Nev playing off 11 (including a three-stroke PGS penalty)

spotted five birdies – including three on the spin from the 15th – and despite also racking up

three “blobs” he chalked up an incredible 40 points.

His flock of birdies over the closing holes proved crucial in pipping Oli McCormack, who also

bagged a 40-point haul, off eight, to win Division One and the coveted News of the World

trophy on countback.

A delighted Nev said: “I was very happy with my performance and wanted to win one event

in my Captain’s year. It’s good to be in the mix with some of our finest single figure players –

Steve Lewis, Paul Kelso and Andy Glen – in the march to Morocco.”

Andy, playing off just 4, rattled off four birdies of his own to claim third spot in a round of 73

notching an impressive 37 points.

Those of us off higher handicaps (12 and above) in Division Two had our feathers ruffled by

the undulating fairways and greens, which left even the deer looking perplexed.

However, PGS vice-captain Hugh Whittow continued his good form, after vanquishing

Northcliffe in the annual match in March, by taking the honours with 32 points off 19.

He beat Ben Todd, also 19 handicap, into second place on countback with Ben’s wife

Caroline Day (29) nabbing third spot with 30 points.

Ben and Caroline’s wine cellar had another boost with a second-placed finish in the

afternoon greensomes.

While their fellow Muswell Hill-billies, Kevin Price, Kevin Mitchell and PGS newbie Richard

Fenn, enjoyed a relaxing afternoon at the 19th hole, they joined seven other pairings back

out on the course.

Nev, in the company of Evan Samuel, was unable to repeat his morning exploits as the

expected downpour never materialised and the afternoon remained relatively rain-free and

even turned sunny late on.Caroline and Ben (26) powered to 34 points, to take second place on countback from Colin

Hancock and Tony Smith (15).

Andy continued his scintillating form alongside his former BBC colleague Rick Evans to win

the Sir Leicester Harmsworth Trophy by shooting 38 points off their 12-handicap.

Andy also took the Nearest the Pin honours for Nev’s Captain’s Charity in the morning round

– finishing within three feet on the 13th hole. While Jim Murray’s monster tee shot flew to the

Longest Drive prize down the 18th.

But for Nev, life is looking tweet as his plans for our Wryter Cup Morocco migration take wing.

 

 

 

Northcliffe captain, Lee Terry (right), a little reluctantly, presents PGS skipper Hugh Whittow with the trophy.

Pic by Ian McIllgorm, words by Hugh Whittow
The Isle of Purbeck was quite simply turned into the Isle of Perfect for the PGS in our annual match against Northcliffe.

Gale force winds swept across the course,  once owned by Enid Blyton, perched high above Swanage and Studland in Dorset.

But the 40 mph gusts presented no problems for the 14 men and two women representing the PGS as they  literally blew away Northcliffe with a record breaking 12.5 point to 3.5 points victory.

History of this 30 year old hard fought encounter shows unpredictable PGS teams have usually performed brilliantly on Day 1 but then collapse dramatically on  Day 2 after  a night  of wine, “something “ and song.

This year it was a far different story.

PGS  Skipper Hugh Whittow enforced a strict 4 pints/ two bottles of red rule!!! and bed before 1am !!!!!

And it worked a treat.

Day 1 GREENSOMES saw an impressive 6.5/1.5 win for PGS and the  Day 2   4 BALL BETTER  BALL resulted in a splendid 6/2 victory.

Skipper Whittow who selected the team based on friendships forged in the PGS  over 35 years was absolutely delighted.

Philippa Kennedy despite suffering a few years of injuries flew in from the West  of Ireland and played brilliantly. She met up with long standing friends she once nicknamed the “monkey boys” because in their younger days their behaviour was so appalling .

Relatively new member Caroline Day (Ben Todd’s wife)also played splendidly

It was great to see another PGS lady member Hayley Barlow . Sadly she opted to play for Northcliffe ( big mistake!)

But Hayley a stylish 7 handicapper will soon be back supporting PGS events.Veteran ex Mirror sports executive, Kevin Price – a leading “monkey boy” nicknamed Whittow Hugh Woosnam at the trophy presentation.  Whittow pointed out it had nothing to do with his golfing ability but more to do with him being Welsh, his size and drinking ability.

Northcliffe Captain Lee Terry who confesses to having links to North London gangsters was not a happy man after the result and grunted “ We were well and truly butchered”.

The PGS team : Philippa Kennedy, Caroline Day, Jonny Bramley, Nick Cherrie , Colin Hancock, Ben Todd, PGS Captain Nev Appleton, Ian MacIlgorm, Nic Brook, John Quinn, Tim Allan, Lee Smith, Kevin Price, Ian Woods and Nick Jones, and Hugh Whittow.

As well as Hayley two other PGS men turned out for Northcliffe : Neil Darbyshire who works for The Mail and Jim Murray who stood in as a last minute replacement for a player who broke his arm.

Photos by Phillipa Kennedy, Nick Cherry & Ian McIllgorm.